The Creep

There is honestly not enough time in the day nor do you have the energy to read everything I have to say about this topic. Creeps are everywhere and sometimes I think it's their fault that I'm so awkward and uncomfortable around the male species. Although we girls encounter them in our every day life, there are a few prominent situations in which creeps appear:
1. The Stoplight Creep
     Every girl reading this knows exactly what I'm talking about. You pull up to a stoplight -- you're texting, checking your reflection, maybe playing with your radio settings -- and then you feel them. One or more pairs of eyes on you. They are shamelessly staring at you; undressing you, even -- and you have to decide whether you want to take the risk and look in the direction from which you feel the gaze coming, or possibly miss the traffic light turning green because you continue to stare down at your phone, even though this is the one time that no one is texting you. Personally, in a situation like this, I like to look through my pictures and take a small trip down memory lane. But then sometimes, I'll look up to see who is looking at me. That is usually a mistake. He sees me look at him and his face lights up because apparently, me glancing in his direction translates that I want to jump his bones. He'll do something cheesy like wink, give you the "Sup?" nod, or just awkwardly stare and smile as you PRAY for the light to turn green. You think it's over but it's not. He tries to drive the same speed as you and as you're trying to concentrate on the road you can see him in your peripherals, driving beside you and staring. Eventually, you're forced to hit your breaks even though you don't want to or switch lanes so that you are in front or behind him.

2. The Bar Creep
     No matter where you go -- there is at least one at every bar. The guy who comes up to you who is nice and with whom you make friendly conversation, but when the conversation dies down -- he does not seem to get the hint. You walk away, he follows you. You're on the dance floor, he somehow shows up and starts dancing with you. You're walking out of the bathroom, he's standing outside waiting. While I enjoy the occasional free drink, this creep TOTALLY cramps my style. It's like, no matter how strong of a signal you send that you're not interested, he doesn't get it. Sometimes it gets to the point where he'll be talking to me and I'm blatantly checking my phone, looking around, not listening. Yes, I'm fully aware of how bitchy it is to do that but sometimes I'm left with no choice!

3. The Facebook Creep
   There is definitely not a shortage of this particular creep. Guys, I'm sure you have fb creeps that are girls, too. You get on facebook and someone has liked your picture from, like, 3 years ago. Clearly they were stalking you. This person likes ALL of your statuses and the best part -- you've never met them. You're just facebook friends because of mutual friends or a network you have in common but that's it. Wait, it gets better...the ultimate facebook creep is the one who likes and comments on all of your stuff but when you see them out in public -- nothing. They act like they have no idea who you are. That's the BEST.

These are just the top 3 but there is such a variety of them. If you can think of anymore, you should list them :)